seasicksailors:

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a poem by jay gatsby

True facts about sloths [x]

There was a problem with gypsies. You can’t understand what’s being said.

flyingonthefriendshipship:

Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing. 
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.

~ Green Eggs and Hamlet 

thewickedkongofthewest:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

mrgolightly:

Daniel Day-Lewis: first actor to win three Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscars. His next award: Best Performance by a Male in My Bedroom.